you know that post about the guy in Disneyland who cut the little kid’s balloon?
I feel like I’m the only person who doesn’t find that funny
I know it’s just a balloon but that balloon probably made that kid really fucking happy and some asshole has to come and ruin that
for a child
why the hell would you ruin the happiness of an innocent child
WHAT THE FUCK WHY???
FIRST OF ALL, THOSE BALLOONS ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE. (LIKE IN THE $10-20 RANGE.) THE PARENTS ARE PROBABLY PISSED BECAUSE WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF MONEY.
SECOND, KIDS FUCKING LOVE BALLOONS. BALLOONS ARE THE PERFECT BFFS FOR A FIVE YEAR OLD. AND WHEN THAT BALLOON IS SHAPED LIKE MICKEY MOUSE?? AWWW HELL IT’S EVEN BETTER!!
SO WHAT JOY WOULD ANY HUMAN FIND IN TAKING AWAY THE MAGIC FROM DISNEYLAND??? (BECAUSE THESE ARE KIDS WE’RE TALKING ABOUT, AND FOR A KID A LOST BALLOON IS EQUIVALENT TO TERMINAL ILLNESS OR THE DEATH OF A FAMILY PET.) THAT WOULD TOTALLY RUIN ANY KID’S DAY, WHICH IN DISNEYLAND IS JUST A TERRIBLE THING (FOR BOTH THE CHILD AND THE FAMILY OF THAT CHILD)
THAT ASSHOLE HAD BETTER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT AND FORCED TO BUY ANOTHER BALLOON. NO, TEN MORE BALLOONS. ALSO HE SHOULD BE MADE TO FEEL SHITTY FOR TAKING PLEASURE IN ACTING LIKE A FUCKING DOUCHE AND I HOPE HE HAS NO FRIENDS.
IM SORRY YOU GUYS, I JUST TAKE BALLOONS AND DISNEY VERY SERIOUSLY. (Also, I’m around a lot of kids and I was a kid not too long ago, so I fucking know how heartbroken that little girl was once she figured out that someone decided it’d be funny to ruin her day at Disneyland. FUCKING DISNEYLAND. IT’S A PLACE FOR KIDS AND THIS GUY JUST LAJDLFJALFA I PROBABLY SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT RIGHT NOW BUT THIS ACTUALLY PISSES ME OFF??? I LIKE KIDS OK WHATEVER I FULLY SYMPATHIZE WITH THEM AND THIS JUST LAJDLJFALDJFLAJDLFJ)
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